Monday, July 28, 2008

Announce Condi or Rudi for Veep today. This ain't brain surgery, Boys.

Enough. Obviously the McCain people are clueless.

Here's what they need to do to win.

First hire the best PR/Election firm in the world. Whatever or whoever they're using? It's not working. Just like the first five years of Iraq...not working. Just like Katrina...not working. Just like the other things that people kept saying were pissing them off (uncontrolled bureaucracy, Larry Craig staying in office--of course, that takes clean hands, unengaged leadership, out of control spending, now Ted Stevens)...not working!

This is our problem, people: the Republican TIN EAR.

And it's by golly happening again. And I can't seem to stop it, no matter how many times I jump up and down, take my clothes off, yell obscenities, put my clothes back on, throw things, send money, take away money, nothing works, nothing.

Then:


  1. Get Condi Rice or Rudi (unless they've been waiting for the war to wind down to make this announcement so Condi looks good? Yeah, right. Way to keep the faithful crazy.)
  2. Woo the legal Latino vote by giving them security and reinstill family reasons to become Republicans.
  3. Get our act together on homeland security, in other words, destroy Obama using his obvious weakness and vulnerability.
  4. Go for all out drilling on and offshore.

Jeez. What do you people need--a barn to fall on ya?

And no, I will not take my clothes off again.

Thanks for the read.

1 comment:

section9 said...

I talked with a Republican operative friend of mine on the West Coast of Florida. He agreed with much of your reasoning months ago. A Condi pick is the only thing that could keep McCain in the game.

The people around McCain are too damned scared of anything that has to do with Bush to make the attempt I fear, even though she's simply the best qualified person for the job. Period.

People like Pawlenty and Sarah Palin have to be rolled out and blown up like Car Showroom Clowns to get the country familiarized with who the heck they are. Everyone knows Condi, and the Party likes her (aside from an extreme conservative base that wanted her to burn down Foggy Bottom and crucify all the diplomats, that is....).

McCain should pick her if he's smart, and if he wants to win. Let's see if he goes with his gut.