Friday, March 14, 2008

Obama's facing more major fallout thanks to campaign errors, terrible judgment and stupidity

He's a 2-year old who was given his head on fast Kentucky Derby-style tracks designed for made 3-year olds. He's already come up near lame from hard press workouts and stress of the Texas and Ohio stakes, and he's facing an utter breakdown from bad training, riding and handling as he faces that long Quaker State mile ahead.

The smart money may even pull out before the race. Can he hold on or will he just become another claim horse for next season's Tuesday races? Er...sorry, that was a lead in for another project. Pretty good, though. I'll leave it in.

It's not easy being green
Barack Obama is very, very green, still angry at whites and too connected to virulent, angry, black politicians to be a president for all Americans. No one's going to vote for a guy whose main spiritual and family advisor/preacher spouts anti American slogans like "God Damn America" and tells his congregation America started the HIV to kill black people. This is the guy Obama went to Chicago FOR in order to learn how to be black. He said it himself. Of course, now all his supporters are saying Barack has never seen the guy before in his life. Yes, and Jackie Kennedy and I corresponded with each other the entire time she was in the freakin White House, Barack.

Who does this guy think he's talking to? The humble and stupid people of Botlelelelcoelxow? Jeez. See what I mean about being president to ALL the people?

But, because Obama's people are impatient and unaccustomed to power politics and in fact eschew power politics as corrupt, as usual, depressed, as usual, and mad, as usual, and the Clinton's pissed off so many of the party leadership, they are pushing this unvetted kid too soon. The black leadership is the key here; it is radical and in cities all over the country. One must ask why the pressure is so great to get Obama up and running this soon. I'm very concerned what lies beneath the rush in regard to racial tensions in our cities and what is being promised and/or prevented by the black bosses.

What a disservice to Obama. I suppose, he probably would've made a fair president eventually. Maybe, for a Democrat, if he only liked America better and had a passing knowledge of life and the real world--if only he had an inkling of what he's about and who he is. Unfortunately, neither Michelle, nor Oprah, nor his bosses in Chicago, Atlanta, Washington, Milwaukee will allow him to find that out.

Since this is about race, always has been and only about race, I'd like to let Mr. and Mrs. Obama know that the hated old white women of the Democratic Party were doing them a huge favor. But somewhere in between the Obamas' barely hidden hatred and sickeningly apparent arrogance, somehow the cues were missed. Or they were ignored, which is why I said the Obamas are arrogant.

They will not be ignored!
Most women over the age of 50 pretty much know what's going on in life. The first thing they know is you don't burn bridges, which Michelle managed to do within the first or second month of her national public life. If you want people to vote for you, it's probably a real good strategy not to piss them off, Michelle. Live and learn.

I can see it now.

"You know?" Michelle Obama says to Oprah years in the future, downing a Chardonnay, now living off the good graces of these loyal old political friends. "Looking back, I probably shouldn't have said all that garbage about being really proud for the first time and acted so tough. No. I remember Barry was really mad at me that night."

"Do you think, Michelle?" an older, wiser Oprah responds. "Anyway. That's water under that bridge you done burned, girl. Pass me the wine."

I'm sure Geraldine Ferraro also probably wished Barack had showna bit more elegance and hadn't allowed his people to be so unnecessarily rude to her after she made her silly comment about being in the right place at the right time. She didn't really mean anything by it. Nevermind. The classless Obama camp made that innocuous statement into something racist and unneccessarily contentious. I wouldn't have resigned, by the way. She probably wanted to pinch their heads off. I would've, probably because I'm a lot like Michelle.

Don't these new kids ever learn? How unneccessary, Geraldine must have thought. Well, I tried to help their man before it was too late. You can lead a horse to water...

Mrs. Clinton had also been patient and gave Barack one last shot at being a gentleman, saving his butt from the embarrassment she was about to exploit and instead let him maybe become the president in 2016. Does anyone now wonder why there were three offers on the table for Veep before all of us got a chance to listen to the Reverend's opinion of the USA?

I told you Hillary was just messin' wit jah, Barack. Not that I'm an authority or anything.

"He's turned into the preacher from hell, Michelle! "
And he's making Obama look like the anti Christ. If he weren't so arrogant, he would've known that after the Reverend made his ridiculous remarks about us deserving what we got on 9/11. He had a long time to disassociate himself. Instead, he named the guy to his campaign committee. Obama's not very bright or he believes what the guy's saying. You decide.

Senator Obama is finding out that life is cruel. If he'd just stayed a nice Mulatto intellectual and learned how to grow into a progressive Democrat at the liberal knee of his white Grandpa and friends in Hawaii...what with all his natural abilities, why, he coulda been a contender in nature's own time and space. Sorry to be blunt, but black or white, there it is. Who's going to want a used Obama? I suppose he could go be president of a small country somewhere, preferably a socialist one in Latin America, but other than that...

I'm wondering. The recent developments make those Veep offers from Senator Clinton look pretty good, after all. If and it's a huge IF, if they're still available, that is.

In the meantime, I believe I saw Senator Clinton's press secretary spotting her as she was doing back flips--good thing she wears all those pant suits.

I hope she realizes she still has to beat the war hero. Talk about an authentic horse race.

Thanks for the read.