Dissecting the GOP; it's a filthy job but somebody's gotta do it.

I can't stop myself. We need a nasty post postmortem.

Sarah Palin
I got hate mail when I spoke about how Palin needed to study. However, I never said I wanted her for president, I don't think. I did say, IF she wanted to BE president, she needs to probably consider boning up on everything.

After all the knuckledragging sexist men and snobbish women (like they have anything to be snobbish about) finished with her, she has become something of a joke and thus likely will become another political casualty of history. There's probably little that can give Republicans added value now that she's trying her own PR.

By the way, her public relations is NOT working.

John McCain
What can I say? I believe his age was the enemy for Independents and the youth vote. Palin also became an issue.

George W. Bush
Is he drinking again? Where the hell is he?

Dick Cheney
Where is he? Where's the leadership?

Oh, I forgot. It never existed.

Mike Huckabee
This man is probably the biggest opportunist who ever came into 21st Century Presidential Republican politics. He talks the talk; but walking's another matter. He also will be a liability if we are stupid enough to be duped again by his candidacy.

Fred Thompson
Over.

Rudi
How I wish.

Mitt Romney
He's never looked so good.

As for all the new kids on the block: there seems to be an abundance of literate, attractive governors and congress people out there who have experience and charisma enough to take the lead in our party.

The governors seem to have the ability, because of their executive experience, to put programs together (except for that dolt, Schwartzenegger) which will attract the new voters that we MUST collect to win elections.

We have to change. Period. It's all in the numbers. Otherwise, we're over.

Thanks for the read.

Announce Condi or Rudi for Veep today. This ain't brain surgery, Boys.

Enough. Obviously the McCain people are clueless.

Here's what they need to do to win.

First hire the best PR/Election firm in the world. Whatever or whoever they're using? It's not working. Just like the first five years of Iraq...not working. Just like Katrina...not working. Just like the other things that people kept saying were pissing them off (uncontrolled bureaucracy, Larry Craig staying in office--of course, that takes clean hands, unengaged leadership, out of control spending, now Ted Stevens)...not working!

This is our problem, people: the Republican TIN EAR.

And it's by golly happening again. And I can't seem to stop it, no matter how many times I jump up and down, take my clothes off, yell obscenities, put my clothes back on, throw things, send money, take away money, nothing works, nothing.

Then:

1. Get Condi Rice or Rudi (unless they've been waiting for the war to wind down to make this announcement so Condi looks good? Yeah, right. Way to keep the faithful crazy.)
   
2. Woo the legal Latino vote by giving them security and reinstill family reasons to become Republicans.
3. Get our act together on homeland security, in other words, destroy Obama using his obvious weakness and vulnerability.
4. Go for all out drilling on and offshore.

Jeez. What do you people need--a barn to fall on ya?

And no, I will not take my clothes off again.

Thanks for the read.